#SingleBecause girls expect guys to make the first move, then call them creepy for trying to talk to them too much.
— Balazar (@JoshOleksiak) March 20, 2013
First of all, apologies are in order, I have been away for work but, believe me, I have been aching to write and come back to you.
Said and done that, there are so many plans for Miss Squiggles in the next weeks. I am in a very exciting phase in my life and career; good things happen to the ones who wait, and then, wait some more.
So much has happened in the last few days; where should I start first?
Shall we start from the #SingleBecause Tweet ? #SingleBecause trended on Twitter on Monday and if I had realised that on Monday, I would have probably tweeted that:
“I can be a tad bossy #SingleBecause.”
“I could have a Glee song or maybe two on my #Iphone #SingleBecause.”
“I might still have a mega crush on the one who got away*, married another or pretended to be gay; by the way, I still don’t believe you #SingleBecause.”
This is far too long to be a Tweet.
*Yes, it’s a Katy Perry’s song. No, he didn’t die like in the Katy Perry’s video. Yes, sometimes I wish I had killed him myself. No, I don’t really Google him every time I am:
A) …in a state of Carbs-induced happiness/depression
B) …having a fat/bad hair-day
C) …exploring psychedelic but sadly not erotic fantasies in my dreams
Apparently today is also ‘Happiness Day’, how marvellous. Miss Squiggles always wakes up happy and sweet, and then something usually happens during the morning and turns her sour.
Just picture her, crazy hair sprawled on the pillow, birds singing and the sun tickling her skin.
Now picture her for real; hair, big hair and that’s the only thing you can see of Miss Squiggles in the morning because the rest of her is covered under layers and layers of blankets; silence, scary silence after birds died in mysterious circumstances the first time they showed up singing at her window; and the sun? It burns her like a vampire; and, this is just another #SingleBecause reason.
Usually something goes wrong if the coffee is not ready or if I read another SPAM email from you Prince of Bahrain or whoever/whatever you are; No, I don’t care how rich you are; I don’t care how handsome you are; I won’t marry you; and I won’t give you my bank details so you can put money and, god knows what, in my name; and, again, that’s just another reason why I am #Single.
On a more playful topic, this morning I received an email from a client. It was quite a professional email; professional, sexy and was signed ‘Christian’. Yes, like Christian Grey from #50shadesofgrey. And, once again, that’s just another #SingleBecause moment.
A final #reasonwhyIamstillsingle is that I am still waiting for Danny from The Script to be absolutely sure that he doesn’t want to date me anytime soon; He was pretty far at the most amazing concert in #Cardiff last night but I am sure he knows about me, about Miss Squiggles and what a cute couple we would make.
That’s all for now, folks, enough of making fun of Squiggles on her being still #Single.
Please drop me an email for info and questions about future plans and please give a great welcome to a very special guest blogger who will talk about the amazing world that is ‘Glossy Box’ sometime this week.
Cwtches, Happiness and Single Love